Lots and Lots and Lots of Unicorn Poop Stuff

This is what everyone needs! Lots of Unicorn Poop Stuff.  Unicorns have the perfect poop.  You can eat the poop. Smell the poop. Sleep with the poop and more.  Lots and lots of colorful Unicorn Poop.
Some Unicorn Poop Things You Can own no matter how rich you are include!

UNICORN BAG OF FARTS:  Yup you can own a bag of Unicorn Farts.  This bag includes more farts then ever!

Or how about Unicorn Poop Jelly Beans? Yummy! Or Unicorn Poop Magic Slime, in a 2 pack! Unicorn Poop Gum? So it can get stuck in your teeth And here is Unicorn Poop Soap. So you can get clean?